February 2012
never fall in love with a seagull.
strattyskater94:
You’ll be guaranteed to come second after bread.
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Gente, não vou entrar toooda hora nesse tumblr...
"Conhece a piada do não nem eu?" "não." "nem eu"
Momento que estou conversando e alguém chega...
Ele: te vejo na igreja.
Ela: vou ser a de branco.
Aquele momento em que alguém gripado espirra perto...
(m-e-p)
IN THE FUTURE...
Kids: Mom, The Jonas Brothers are having a concert.
Me: ...
Kids: Can we go?
Me: ...
Kids: Please?
Me: ...
Kids: We love you very much..
Me: ...
Kids: We do really great in school. Please let us go.
Me: ...
Kids: Please, mom, have mercy on us
Me: ...
Kids: MOMMY PLEASE DON'T YOU LOVE US WE'RE NOT EVEN ASKING FOR VIP TICKETS
Me: ...
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Kids: DAD! CAN WE GO TO YOUR CONCERT?
Mãe: Foi você quem quebrou...
Eu:
Discurso do bial : Nem os fortes entendem
CerejasVoadoras∞
justin turns 18 in 17 days?
yezir:
18 in 17 days
what
no
hE CANT BE
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE JUST TURNED 16 YESTERDAY
sob
so tomorrow justin should just show up at my door...
blogdotroll:
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i was trying to follow this perfect blog but instead it saw this
help??