As Long As I can breathe: Archive

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strattyskater94: You’ll be guaranteed to come second after bread.

Feb 19th

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Gente, não vou entrar toooda hora nesse tumblr...

Feb 19th

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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"Conhece a piada do não nem eu?" "não." "nem eu"

Feb 16th

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Momento que estou conversando e alguém chega...

Feb 16th

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Ele: te vejo na igreja.

Ela: vou ser a de branco.

Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Aquele momento em que alguém gripado espirra perto...

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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IN THE FUTURE...

Kids: Mom, The Jonas Brothers are having a concert.
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Kids: Can we go?
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Kids: We love you very much..
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Kids: We do really great in school. Please let us go.
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Kids: Please, mom, have mercy on us
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Kids: MOMMY PLEASE DON'T YOU LOVE US WE'RE NOT EVEN ASKING FOR VIP TICKETS
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Kids: DAD! CAN WE GO TO YOUR CONCERT?